The Devil's Pen Pal

December 18, 2010

Let Us Not Forget

Filed under: Uncategorized — admin @ 12:16 am

Christmas is the perfect time of year to remember that God is an asshole. He knocked up another guy’s fiance. And even though He can be at all places at all times, He didn’t bother to tell Joseph to his face. Instead, He sent one of his lackeys. He was probably also the jerk who put myrrh on the baby shower registry. Myrrh. What a morbid gift. Oh, it’s symbolic. Because Jesus was mortal. All babies are mortal. Nobody else gives them funeral supplies, no matter how high the infant mortality rate. The baby was born in a stable. Pretty much any other gift would have been more practical. How about a blanket?

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