The Devil's Pen Pal

April 20, 2011

The honorable Judge Reinhold presiding

Filed under: Uncategorized — admin @ 1:39 pm

For the love of God, please stop giving your daughters names that sound like diseases, luxury items, or strippers. Just in case your daughter doesn’t end up on the pole, you might want to give her a name that could work for a doctor, or a lawyer. Before you saddle your kid with that horrible name you have in mind, repeat after me, “Your court-appointed attorney is . . . ” and then say that name. If you feel like you just might shit your pants a little, don’t give your kid that name.

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